The Madison High brain surgeons club.

"Astle, do you want to know when the best time to bleep a chick is?" It was fun being sixteen in small town Kansas. Not a care in the world. Things were so much easier back than. "I always thought it was any!" I stated. My old high school chum Arthole and I had some high level intelligent talks when we were young. "Astle," he piped - "The best time to bleep a chick is when she is pregnant - that way you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant."

A double entendre is a literary device that can be defined as a figure of speech that might have multiple meanings or could be understood in two different ways. "Arthole," I said with a puzzling look on my face, "Let me make sure I am understanding what you just said. You are telling me that the best time to bleep a girl is when she is already pregnant. Because you can't get her pregnant again because she is already pregnant? Am I understanding you correctly?"

Further clarification of his statement was required, and he provided it. "That's what I am saying exactly," he blurts. "It makes sense. Think about it - it is impossible to get a girl pregnant when she is already pregnant. So if she accuses you of making her pregnant. You can use the excuse that she was already pregnant when you bleeped her." A couple of Ivy Leaguers we were not! I did have one last thing to clarify before we put the conversation to rest. "Arthole, would the girl who is pregnant that you would be bleeping already be pregnant because of you? Or would you be bleeping a girl who is pregnant by another guy's seed. Because if you are the guy who got her pregnant in the first place. I mean, the damage is already done - Right? But if you are bleeping her after someone else got her pregnant. Then I can sort of see what you are thinking in that twisted little mind of yours." He looks at me after the query; scratches his head, raises his eyebrows, scratches his head again and says, "This conversation is too confusing. Maybe you are better off wearing a condom no matter what." I nodded in agreement.