Friday, November 5, 2010

The Right amount of whiskey...

"Heah Castle, I gotta let you in on one of my secrets" Jaworski blurted. Steve Jaworsky was a living legend in Mayfield, and whenever he had a tip for his buddies? They listened.."What's that Jaworsky?" Castle replied "No women will ever admit this, they love to go home with a guy who has a little whiskey on his breath."

Jaworsky went on to add "The trick is to have just enough whiskey in your system, not to much, when a guy has to much whiskey in his system? That's the last thing a women wants to see! You have to learn how to ration your intake."  "Ration my intake, what do you mean?" Castle replied. "Remember a lot of action with the women happens late at night! By closing time most guys are way to drunk, no chicks are going to want to be with that guy....They want to attend the after party with a guy who is still functioning." Jaws stated. Castle stopped and thought about that for a moment. Jaws was telling him that most women basically like a guy who drinks whiskey but not to much whiskey. He was then stating most of his competition would fall by the waist side because they were to drunk and turning off the women.

Castle was starting to realize that he was getting some information that might benefit him in the future..Remember it was Steve Jaworsky & he was the E.F. Hutton of Mayfield High, ."How many women have you tested this theory on Jaworsky?" Castle was curious and wanted to make sure that he wasn't being fed a line of bullshit. "Come on Jaws don't be shy give me a number?" Jaws wasn't much into bragging, unlike a number of his Mayfield buddies, Jaws kept his mouth shut..He just smiled and said.."More than you can count on all your fingers and toes."

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