When I say "Shorty", I am not talking about a girlfriend (One of my buddies calls his girlfriend "his Shorty"- urban slang for a women). I am referring too my buddy from Mayfield. Tracey..aka..Shorty..Sanders. Shorty Sanders was a guy I graduated from high school with.
Shorty Sanders stood about 5 ft/100lbs. He was the smallest guy at Mayfield High. Shorty loved to "run his mouth" all day long about any bullshit he could think of, often times angering a number of people in the process. For all the times that Shorty was going to get his ass-kicked..He some how figured a way to "talk his way out of it". One of the things that a lot of people never realized about Shorty? What made Shorty so intriguing? It was the prowess that he had on women. I had taken many a showers with Shorty in gym class (you know what I mean) and quite frankly he looked very unimpressive. It couldn't be that, I decided to ask Shorty what his secret was.
"What's your secret Shorty, how do you manage not getting your ass-kicked all the time? and in the mean time, all these women keep calling you and driving by your house? You got the smallest unit at Mayfield High." Shorty just smirked and said " I may have a small unit, but I have a million dollar tongue, it keeps me out of trouble with the dudes and popular with the women. One of these days, I am going to get a million dollar insurance policy on my tongue.. It's my best feature!" Shorty stated emphatically. :)
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