Shorty Sanders and his million dollar tongue: Part 2

"Shorty what the hell are you doing? How come you were not at school today?" Bob Castle quipped..Castle and  Shorty had a couple of classes together at Mayfield High.."I was busy, if you know what I mean?" Shorty replied. It turns out Shorty had a new girlfriend  and he was trying to keep it a secret from all his buddies..Castle had wondered what the deal was, Shorty had been acting very strange the last few weeks and Castle could tell something was amiss.

"Shorty what the hell is going on? You have been acting really strange lately..What gives?" Shorty looked-up then looked around, he wanted to make sure that know one else could hear his response.."Castle, I have a new girl friend and I am trying to keep it "hush-hush." She is a dancer at the Butterfly Gentlemen's Club." "Bullshit Shorty!!, your lying..No way in hell you could score a dancer." Castle quipped.."I am going to see her tonight." The Butter Cup was a Gentlemen's Club located about twenty miles from Mayfield, some of the women who worked there were nice..some were not.."I will pick you up at 8, it is time you met my new girlfriend" Shorty told Castle.

"Which one is she?" Castle asked Shorty upon arrival at the ButterCup. "Right over there" Shorty then pointed to a 6'0 voluptuous blonde with legs that reached the ceiling..I thought it kind of weird that Shorty who was only 5'ft tall would hook-up with a 6'0 blonde..It was a very unlikely pairing.."How did you meet her Shorty?" I asked.."She heard about my million dollar tongue from one of her friends, and she became curious." Shorty replied. "What is her name?" Castle quipped.."Paradise" Shorty replied. Shorty had always been a big fan of "exotic" dancers and he was loving every bit of his fling with Paradise


"Paradise is not her real name, that is her stage name.. Do you know what her real name is?" Castle yelled at Shorty as he was heading to the VIP room with his new girlfriend..Shorty looked back and said "Paradise, smaradise, who gives a shit? She is just another admirer of the million dollar tongue. I am telling you Castle, one of these days I am going to get a million dollar insurance policy on my tongue..It is by far and away my best feature." The door to the VIP room closed and I didn't see Shorty the rest of the night. :)