"Astle, did I ever tell you about the time I bedded three girls in one day?" Roy Compton was a living legend in Greenwood County. So much in fact that no one ever called him Roy - it was simply Legend. "You were with three different girls in one day Legend? How in the world did you manage to pull something like that off?" If anyone of my other buddies would have made such a statement, I would have started laughing and immediately called them a liar. But Legend was unlike any other guy I knew at the time! "Let's hear the story," I say with an eager tone in my voice.
"About a week ago I was in Emporia and I ran into this gal I knew at the mall. We start bullshitting and she then tells me her parents are gone for the night and I should come over for a dip in her pool," it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out where this story was headed. "We head over to her place and then she tells me to hold on for a minute while she changes. And then she comes out wearing a bikini. She then says something to the effect of how she has always thought I was hot and how she wanted to be with me. The next thing you know I have her bent over a wicker chair and...well, you get the rest of the story."
It was always funny watching him brag about his sexual endeavors. He would always tell the story with a bundle of enthusiasm. It was like he was trying out for a part in the school play or something of that nature. "OK, that's one. Where did the other two come from?" I ask with a wide grin on my face. "After I was through, I went over to this other gals place," he goes on to add,"I had banged her a couple of times before. But I didn't really have it in mind when I went over there. I had left a watch at her place the other night and I wanted to retrieve it. Anyways, I show up and knock on the door and she answers the door wearing nothing but a towel. She invites me in and then says, 'Hold on, your watch is in my room.' She walks back to her room and then comes out a minute later with nothing on but my watch. She then says, 'If you want your watch your going to have to take it from me in the shower. I follow her into bathroom; strip off all my clothes, jump in the shower and...well, you get the gist." Legend was a walking, talking Penthouse Forum section. It was astonishing the amount of women he would copulate with on a regular basis. "OK, that's two. Where did the third one come from?" Right after I asked, he smiled and told me this:
"Now I am tired. All the fucking wore me out. All I wanted to do was go home; kick my feet in the air, get something cold to drink and soak my boulders in warm water. But as fate would have it, I still had one more round in me. You remember Sally? She was friends with that other chick I used to bang - Nellie." I racked my brain for a minute and then her image came to me. "No shit! You banged Sally. She's the gal from Kansas City. The one that works at the bar. Holy shit! She is smoking hot." The gal he was about to tell me about was a real looker. I was immediately envious. "She calls me and tells me to come over to her place," he says with a grin on his face, "She had made a surprise dinner for me. Anyways, a soldiers work is never done. So I trounce over to her apartment on the south side of town and when I arrive she has dinner on the table for me. We eat dinner and watch a movie. After the movie was over, I told her that I would catch her later and she says - 'Where the hell do you think you're going.' The next thing you know both of us are naked and I am knee deep with a third different bitch in less than twenty four hours. It was awesome!"
Joe Cool, Tom Slick, Danny California, Jayball - Las Vegas is stuffed full with womanizers and players. I feel absolutely certain about saying this - "When I look back and think about the exploits of my friend Legend. I have no doubt he could hold his own against any of the Lotharios Las Vegas has to offer."
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