"Heah Castle, I have a new game that I play down at the Butter Cup" Shorty Sanders stated. The Butter Cup was the best "gentlemen's club" in the area, and Shorty Sanders was about to tell Bob Castle another one of his "stripper stories." Every time Shorty had a new story to tell, Bob Castle was all ears..Shorty had passed legend territory in "exoticville" a long time ago.
"Shorty, what is this new game that you are talking about?" Castle asked curiously "We are going to have the first ever Shorty Sanders Olympics tomorrow night at the 'Cup" Shorty told Castle. "What in the world are the Shorty Sanders Olympics?" Castle was starting to get very curious.
"The Shorty Sanders Olympics will be very simple" Shorty went on to add "The Cup is a very diverse place when it comes to females, you have Italians, Asians, Brazilians, Europeans..The place is loaded with a smorgasbord of women from around the world. Well the goal of the Shorty Sanders Olympics is to get a lap dance from a different girl each time..I will then be able to check them off my map!" "I lost you Shorty, what map are you talking about?" Castle replied. "The map I keep on my ceiling above my bed..Here's how it works Castle..The Cup has so many different girls, from so many different places! I want to get to know them a little better, so I always ask the girls where they are from originally. Once they give me the answer, I put a peg on my map."
Castle was starting to think about what Shorty was telling him. Shorty had always told Castle that the Butter Cup was the best strip joint in the area because their were so many girls from different places and Castle knew that Shorty had scene them all.."Shorty what happens when the map gets full?" Castle could tell that Shorty was on a mission and would soon have to address that question..Shorty looked at Castle and said "No worries! Once the first map becomes full? I will start a new one."...:)
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