Shorty Sanders & his prom dates.

"Shorty who are you gonna ask to prom?" Prom was just a few weeks away and Bob Castle had not heard anything from Shorty about who he was planning to take. "I am still deciding between Fantasy & Paradise" Shorty said..Fantasy and Paradise were the stage names for a couple of Shorty's "stripper girlfriends." Shorty Sanders always had a thing for "exotic" dancers and it was obvious that deciding between his two favorites was starting to take its toll on him."I have a suggestion for you Shorty! Why don't you ask both of them." Castle replied.."Hmm, I never really thought of that. That would save me a tremendous headache, both of them are expecting me to ask, so if I took them both? Everyone wins, I am going to ask them both..Thanks for the advice Castle." "Glad to be of help Shorty" Castle stated.

I will never forget the night Shorty showed up at prom with his "two" dates. Paradise was a stunning 6' ft. blonde, she was "stripping" to pay her way through medical school, Fantasy was a petite Asian girl who was "stripping" to pay her way through Vet school. They were two of the hottest chicks that Bob Castle had ever seen, and Shorty had one on each arm. "Damn Shorty, it looks like you got your hands full tonight, do you need any help?" Bob Castle said. Castle had been stood-up by his date and was forced to attend the prom "stag." Shorty looked at Castle and said "No, I got this!" The next week at school I asked Shorty how things turned out for him prom night?

"Castle" Shorty replied, "It turns out the two girls I asked were roommates. They were super cool with the idea of sharing me." "Sharing you, what do you mean?" Castle replied. "After the prom I wasn't sure which one was going to the "after-party" with me, so I decided  I would ask them both." GULP..Castle knew where this story was headed and wanted to know more details. "So what happened Shorty." Castle quipped anxiously. "They both decided that they wanted to be part of the "after-party" and we headed back to their apartment." "What happened when the three of you were alone?" Castle was pressing Shorty for a description of the night's activities..Shorty looked at Castle and said "A Gentlemen never tells!"